Americans' guide through England

Americans' Guide Through England

In England you’ll order a sweet or a pud,

And greetings are ended with a love or a mate,

If asking for bathrooms, a frown you may get,

The months and the days are reversed in the date.

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le is nice, and the wine gums are grand

And biscuits are cookies, and marmite is bad.

Mcvitties are lovely, in custard cream, please,

And anything Cadbury is safe to be had!